Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Tsutsu Selamat Breakout from Maximum Security Cage
My Home (Singapore) - In a spectacular display of boldness, disregard for safety and quick thinking, Tsutsu broke out from the local Maximum Security Cage last night.
The actual breakout time was unknown; the breakout was only discovered by Mdm Tan, the resident Head of Rabbit Security. Alarm was sounded immediately ("HAN AH! TSUTSU 跑出来了!"/"HAN AH! TSUTSU RUN OUT ah". Chief of Rabbit Operations Victor headed to the scene baffled, as this was an unprecedented case. A quick search ensued and Tsutsu was found shortly under the local sofa set.
It seems that the Top-Opening Cages were left open, intentionally, to test the ability of the rabbits, CRO Victor explained. "I never imagined this day would come... they always seemed unable to jump out. And this time, Tsutsu surprised us by doing so."
Immediate measures were taken, most noticeably the closing of the cage door immediately.
Tsutsu was unavailable for comment at press time. Fellow inmate, Vivi, didn't comment on the daring escape, but from the looks, it seemed that Vivi wished it was him who attempted.
6:12 AM